This is how you would quit if you were going to do it right i. Bob Bowen Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened? What can I tell ya. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. That is all society can stand. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
You are a laughing stock. Seinfeld's observational humour, besides being rib-tickling, gives heart to everyone who is anal and obsessive about the tiny things that we experience while socialising. . So, on his 62nd birthday, we give you some of his best and funniest quotes. Lucille Ball Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Alice Roosevelt Longworth A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Disgusting animals, these people should be in a cage.
With our huge collection of birthday quotes, you can make someone laugh seeing your personalized birthday quote or you can bring some emotions out with these beautiful and emotional birthday quotes. For those of you who are less fanatical about it than I am which is a bit disappointing, as an aside , you might not realize that it serves as an incredibly accurate blueprint of human behavior. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. You obviously fucked up somewhere along the line. Malcolm Cowley On your birthday you should throw me a party. Jarod Kintz Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
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Durward Kirby Another year older, none the wiser. Jo Brand There is still no cure for the common birthday. As a wife and working mother of three, I know how important time saving tips and ideas are for the busy parent. We provide a lot of beautiful Birthday Quotes that you can choose and personalize your birthday wishes and make your loved one happy. George has saved us all a lot of time by laying it out like it is.
Why should I die with dignity? But what an exhilarating ride while it lasted. What would you do if you were a hostage? This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones. Andy Borowitz I only drink on two occasions. John Synge, I and Augusta Gregory, thought All that we did, all that we said or sang Must come from contact with the soil, from that Contact everything Antaeus-like grew strong. Jerry: How did it happen? The reality of staring down death.
Got cake like everyday my birthday. I feel something rubbing against me. I met her all but fifty years ago For twenty minutes in some studio. Or possibly my mom and the mailman. Bobby Kelton Birthdays are like taxes. Mokokoma Mokhonoana I believe in loyalty.
Groucho Marx The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. Lisa Loeb Birthdays are good for you. I met her all but fifty years ago For twenty minutes in some studio. Unknown The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. V My mediaeval knees lack health until they bend, But in that woman, in that household where Honour had lived so long, all lacking found. You that would judge me, do not judge alone This book or that, come to this hallowed place Where my friends' portraits hang and look thereon; Ireland's history in their lineaments trace; Think where man's glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I had such friends. I will never work for you again! V My mediaeval knees lack health until they bend, But in that woman, in that household where Honour had lived so long, all lacking found.